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guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

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lsdjupiterqueen:

me
person: we're so cute we finish each other's s-
me: -olar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. and wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of andorian shingles. see if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

firemen:

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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